You suffer from a curse that alters the results of your actions in unexpected ways. No matter what you do, you will always end up with something different but somewhat similar to what you intended. For example, if you attempt to write a novel, it will magically transform into a graphic novel instead. If you prepare a cake, you will find yourself with a batch of cream puffs. If you perform a song, you will involuntarily break into a choreographed dance. These are mild effects that don't impact serious events and change something into a similar thing.