Gods, spirits, eldritch abominations, and more always seem to mess with or help humans with a price thrown in. Somehow you’re able to converse with any god or beings of supernatural nature.
Merely calling out their name and asking for a sit down will result in a conversation as long as there is a truce between the two of you. The talk can be about anything from forming a contract, and gathering power, to merely having someone to talk to on those lonely nights. Don’t try to ask the crazy ones to help you with ‘personal body’ troubles. Trust me you don’t want to stick it in eldritch crazy. We have enough demigods and half-supernatural spawn already from people getting frisky with the freaky.
Anyway even the most vile of gods and abominations that wish to erase humanity are surprisingly willing to talk so long as you mean no harm. They won’t manipulate, hurt, or do anything negative to you and will even help you out provided they get something of equal value out the deal. Afterward, they will still have a humanity hate boner but you’ll pique enough interest that they’ll decide to spare you. This mercy is rescinded if you agitate them enough.
Gods and beings that are neutral or heaven forbid benevolent towards humans will help you out free of charge in any way they can. They’ll keep tabs on you as you’re of special interest and will often give you things that they reserve for their champions such as blessings, items of power, etc. When it comes to being a god’s best friend no one seems to be better for the role than you.